Smash cut to every device in the house showing beer and wing ads for 2 weeks

Not in America

We have guns too

A broken clock is right twice a day

Hell yeah, glad they’re still putting out new stuff

Thank you for reminding me that this band exists.

Suspect fled the scene on a rascal scooter

No, but it’s closer than all of us pointing it at ourselves and each other.

Why are the people not on the hook for electricity usage but they are for cheap crap? The corporations reselling the cheap crap are far more culpable. The problem is still capitalism.

THE NUMBERS, MASON

These ads are preem, choom

yOu’Re FiReD

Because isolationism has worked out so splendidly for us in the past. Fuck this country.

Yes you have arrived at exactly my fucking point

They’re actually shaped like the things you’re supposed to use instead of Q-tips

I have a big head and have never understood this impacted wax you normies are always complaining about, so this Cavernous Canal Hypothesis actually makes a lot of sense to me.

Too much typing. alias kill="kill -9"

Bad assplay list

Not just as bad, but bad in a lot of the same ways.

I mean that’s literally how rape works. Not saying that’s a good thing, just that a law is mere words on a page if it’s not enforceable.