C is the only language, all the rest are mental disorders (/j 😉)

Edit: maybe rust, but it’s on thin ice XD

One (1) good programming language is what they paid him XD

Elbow for me XD

Medical advice from a stranger on the Internet, so take with salt to taste:

You may want to talk to a psychiatrist about screening for OCD. There’s nothing wrong with staying sanitary, but you deserve to live life without your brain forcing you to do things you don’t want to =)

I dunno what they put in those newer buttons, but they feel so satisfying XD

ur stinky

Then play in the snow! You can build a thing

I’d just rewatch Dungeon Meshi, I’ve been wanting to for a bit, but I can’t use my in-laws’ account because of Netflix’s password sharing BS

You already have a full-body piercing from your mouth to your butt, you just need to put something in it!

I don’t read because school conditioned me to consider reading a tiresome chore =(

That, and the dyslexia

Just came back from the park, very good advice

Heh

Colon-ize

Goodbye

I personally like “Men v2.0”

After some quick research, it seems like this one is a “eating rocks is dangerous and bad for you” not a “there’s no point in eating rocks, don’t do that”

Which is kind of a bummer, I think it’d be fun to swallow a small pebble every couple days just for the satisfaction of knowing you have a small pebble in your gut

Rejoice! She brought protection!

Nah, but we got a bit of this sorta thing going on:

He’s identical to my baby pictures at his age, and he got my 96th percentile noggin

No, he is my son too

My wife and I like this booth because our son’s stroller fits nicely without blocking walkways =)

I’ll have you know that there are several states that no longer practice slavery, thank you very much! XD