Somewhat relevant

“Thank you for the new shoes”

This gentleman has been trolling longer than some folks have been alive!

I’ve never even seen this one!

Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader!

For those that don’t get the reference.

Not so you could throw light switch raves!

Think you’re really righteous?

Think you’re pure in heart?

Well, I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!

Altered Beast, an absolute classic!

An LLM is a Large Language Model, which is a fancy way to say that a computer was given a bunch of information across the internet and can reference it quickly to give you an answer.

This will help a bit with what I was describing to update/refresh your resume (it’s a bit long but has some good points).

Sorry to hear that and I’m sure you’ll bounce back quickly.

Let me start by suggesting that if you can, take a week off so you can get in the right headspace for getting ready again to get out there again (if you can afford the time).

Is your resume up to date? If it isn’t, start by refreshing it so that you can start passing it along. If it’s not, use ChatGPT or any other LLM to help with this.

Do you have any friends at other companies or other people in your professional network? They might not be able to get you a job, but if they can cut through the first round of the cycle, that might make things easier.

Are you looking for the same type of job? If you are, are there any other skills/certificates that you can pick up to bolster your background?

Are you open to only staying in the same city or is moving elsewhere on the table? Assuming it’s the right thing to do for you/your family economically, perhaps a job in one city might be easier to acquire than where you are.

The last thing I’d ask you to keep at the top of your head is there is no shame in taking a lower paying job to keep yourself fed/clothed/housed. You know the saying, it’s always easier to look for a job when you have one.

Keep your positivity!

When you see a gif that has fulfilled its most relevant possible purpose, if you previously spent time on Reddit, someone would link the comment that showed the best use of said gif.

Said another way, it is in this context, and it should be retired now.

c/retiredgif

I feel like Duck Hunt would’ve been the better game choice here.

Kangaroos are known to use jumping as their primary way to move around.

What a terrible day to have (Buscemi) eyes

I take it you haven’t had the opportunity to meet anyone that grew up on the southern USA.

“Get” would be absolutely be colloquial for what you said.

I’m pretty fond of “Claire de Lune”

Can someone please explain this one to me?

I’m a bit dense and don’t get it.

It’s a metaphor.

The “g” is silent in the pronunciation of lasagna.

This gives the meaning that “real gangsters” operate silently.