That didn’t work. I got

computer: Command not found

The real problem if that’s the scenario is that his social security check is less than $400/month.

Have you ever tried faking your parents signature to get out of school? I have

Yeah. I’ve been able to do it since I was 10. It’s really easy. I can also fake my husband’s and siblings’. It’s also a pain in the ass to change your signature. So if someone learns to copy it (like say based on the signature that was literally required to be on the card), it’s much hard to change it compared to a pin (which should definitely not be written on the card).

I struggle to think of what that extremely secure infrastructure would look like. Are you imagining signing on an electric terminal and having a computer compare signatures at the time of sale? That seems like the most secure and still wildly insecure compared to a pin.

And, the next ultra-big step: How would a non-techie figure this shit out?

They don’t have a computer, another computer with a different OS, or bitwarden.

Do you think signatures were at all secure? If they cared about security they’d do chip+pin like most civilized countries.

It doesn’t automatically save anyone. The CEO isn’t personally murdering anyone. Their policies don’t go away. The health care industry isn’t magically made better by one CEOs death. It leads to a slight chance of health care reform as the comic states. But we actually have to do more to get that outcome.

Wonder if it was a poll during 2020. COVID really highlighted cleaners’ jobs as essential.

Elective is a terrible name for what it actually means which is basically just “not emergency.” Even if it’s super necessary, if you schedule it in advance, it’s elective.

Unless you really are drinking that much water. If you’re drinking a few gallons a day, expect to be peeing constantly. Your body isn’t going to water to retain all of that and it has to go somewhere. Most bladders can only hold like 2 cups.

Placebos are so effective, we’ve just started selling them explicitly (Zeebo). If it’s cheap and doesn’t have any negative effects, I don’t care if it’s a placebo or more; it works.

We often don’t have handicapped bathrooms, but a handicap stall in the gendered bathrooms.

Having seen the illustrations of fetuses for the first several months, I think we might have even more. They definitely don’t look like a baby at first.

Not for the ridiculous price he’s trying to sell it for.

Yeah, I think the premise is actually “What did people say 20 years ago that they don’t now.”

I think people write Americas because when just writing America too many people assume the US.

You really have no people you like but don’t want to have sex with? No one who’s like 8 or 80?

I believe they’re referencing Dr. George Tiller.

Sometimes the powers that be need the proper motivation needed to get rid of the orphan crushing machine.

Additionally, my wife has recently started watching Gossip Girl but I only catch glimpses of that show. Did anybody actually like that show when it came out?

If you think of teenage girls as people, tons of people liked it when it came out. They also liked the books.