Years back, when I was working helpdesk and was on overtime, I traveled to visit my long-distance girlfriend. The first night, I was so tired that I quickly fell asleep. Apparently, in my sleep, I kept asking her for her username so that I could log the ticket.

Mozart invents headbanging.

I used to try to make it as awkward as possible. Condoms, lube, a bottle of wine, and whatever phallic fruit I could find.

Look up “Chick Tracts”.

Look, I can barely take care of myself some days.

Look, we’ve been over this… You don’t have to wear the cat ears. Bunny ears are also acceptable.

AI Images? Why who hasn’t taken the Traiericas exit on highway o/ ?

I used to have to explain it to them too, but could usually get them to understand by referencing the CVE and the breakdown from the MS security updates guide.

Part of my job used to involve explaining patch supersedence to leadership so that they had a clear idea of why a totally different patch needs to be loaded to address a vulnerability reporting a different patch number in the scanner.

Nah, the ones where they list something like 20,000-250,000 for the range are worse.

It’s fine, my product owner doesn’t know what a sandwich is supposed to look like, so it passed, I can spend another few hours on the user story next sprint to correct this.

My Morrowind save has long since devolved into designing my own adventures, battles, and objectives. It doesn’t matter where I find myself, because I have decades of headcanon to inform my next actions.

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In a lot of cases, while I am frustrated by them, I don’t entirely fault them.

Theory is dense and written in an antiquated way since the base of it is over 200 years old. Folks often try to find a summary, which can lead to a whole slew of rightwing disinfo. On top of that, anarchism has been actively maligned in the US since the dismantling of unions in the 1920s and communism has been since the cold war, so people often have to overcome their initial misconceptions before they can even begin to learn.

A cropped facebook comment and a reddit watermark, neat!

Ah, uncle Iroh, everyone’s favorite barely reformed war criminal.

"You can kill me, but these luscious lashes are eternal! "

I’m still getting replies from recruiters addressed to a name that I haven’t used in years.

Why do that when we can intentionally lead them slightly over the border, void their citizenship, and then tell them they have to sit in a detention center until they can be processed.

I’m more than a little bit concerned that this is being posted by the sole mod of the community.