Maybe it’s time for a redemption arc.

I’m not taking electronics advice from someone who uses the term lappies.

Or a dirt tan from heavy industry and coal.

He’s feeding dogs in heaven now. Also here on earth too.

The fact this company is still around makes me think someone with a lot of money is trying to promote the concept every so often just to see if the public might finally accept this ludicrous idea. A company being around for 15 years with 0 sales and just a concept means someone wants this to happen but thinks the only problem is that they haven’t figured out the right pitch.

You wouldn’t download a shit to give.

The way it writes marketing copy is absolutely perfect. It was so formulaic to begin with.

We already knew you couldn’t get a girl wet bro.

Jesus says touch the stove.

Drink two Mountain Dew to unlock hand cuffs.

Ass to ass

Suppose it was a sick ostrich?

Kind of? It went Paul Rudd in Mac and Me.

Ironically I find ChatGPT pretty good for certain types of searching.

So is jerkin’ it.

Were they unlimited?

Enjoy your farts

This is a goon safe space.

Censorship.

I buy DVDs