Smiling Friends would be perfect

Jokes on you, I’m not leaving!

I had this happen with my touchpad and started with the solution you did.

I figured out how to restart the touchpad at the kernel, which fixed it. Then, I figured out how to run those commands after it wakes from suspend.

Works like a dream now.

There are honestly some people I work with who are like this. It’s just as nightmarish as it sounds