A club popular with 18-year olds in my city had the most effective piss-room I’ve ever seen. Troughs on three full walls and they were always busy. You’d wait for 1 second and then get a spot where you could squeeze in, shoulder to shoulder with other guys. You’d feel the steam rising up and washing past your face. 10 seconds later, you stepped out and another guy would instantly take your place.

It was incredible. I’ve never seen such efficiency anywhere else.

Isn’t it? Compared to sports, running or interval running it’s very little effort.

There’s got to be some psychological hack to this for some people, and I envy them. Imagine getting satisfaction from having gone to the gym just to walk… Gym is already a lazy form of workout even if you exert yourself.

Then again, the only people I see walking on treadmills are fairly in-shape young women, so it’s hardly an issue

If you know how to yell and shout to get your way, then you should come to Sweden! Välkommen, min vän!

You could live forever without fear of the heat-death of the universe :o

Hell I’d F5 right after getting home from work and never have to work again

Only one way to find out: ask her if she knows any good MLP fanfics

People who do this are scum. They massively prolong extreme agony for somebody for the sake of virtue signalling. They cause harm

That’s when the mods hit you with their downvote button

Took me a lap around the picture. “Hmm, let’s see. Curtains, normal hands, picture of Hitler, blond girl looks normal, nothing weird in the shelves…”

She isn’t the same person who broke the internet in the IT crowd though

Me, I prefer my public healthcare that I pay for, that mainly tells me to fuck off when I need something, but happily pays for the same thing for women, because that’s more equal.