Ye canno’ die McLeod.

At the Apple store?

How?

These boots taste great.

I wept a bit for Stephen Hawking. He was a rare, special human. When I read what was written on his grave, there next to Newton and Darwin: “Here lies what was mortal of Stephen Hawking 1942 - 2018” I wept a bit. Still do. Did a bit more just now writing that to be honest.

Well do you?

No, you don’t.

Well then I guess I’ve gone full circle then haven’t I?

I’m a philosopher. I can confirm the biologist seems right

Oh, it’s an hour later as your loved ones in the car don’t make it and you’re told your injuries are life changing. Crushed with pain and guilt, all for swerving for the one fucking squirrel exactly as you’ve always been told not to.

Now I want to make this. A brain made of ribbons of strawberry ice cream, with a thread of sour lemon in the middle and tiny pop rock neurons.

Cars are weapons and should be regulated as such.

If a recipe calls for four cloves, say fuck it and bang in a whole head. Cuz garlics fucking good for ya.

Oh shoot, you’re right.

When data gets the emotion chip and tries drinking. “I hate this”, takes another sip, “oh yes! I hate this! This is revolting!”.

It’s can’t be reached by any client, only clients on machines logged into your tail scale network.

I kinda get it, there was a pretty big difference between the lunch and dinner menu. The lunch was typical Chinese buffet, dinner had shrimp and crab legs and such. We just told him we’ll stay away from the crab legs if we paid for lunch.

We used to go to the buffet after practice. My teammates and I would be so hungry we could do three or four plates. We’d usually get there around 4, and while we were there they’d transition from lunch to dinner, which had different food and was more expensive, but we’d paid for lunch.

It was technically allowed, but because we were doing it consistently, and just eating so much, the manager came up to our table to have a talk with us about it. Didn’t tell us to stop, but just tried to shame us. He said “I know what you’re doing”. We weren’t doing it on purpose, we just came in hungry when practice ended.

It’s AI, and a ripoff of another comic.

Don’t worry it will play better on PC.