Why unsee it when you can go deeper?

Obligatory xkcd

“Screw this, I’m leaving” *Backflips out of existence*

Look, we took a chance and asked the moon. I didn’t know he was an alabaster moron, did I?

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Contact!

Good on your mom. Lots of people say they’d pass on the money in that situation, but it takes a lot of chutzpah to go through with it.

xkcd: Nostalgia

Peaceful purposes you say?

Quicksave…

For the emprah!

Would you kindly?

It was that day that Dave learned what a constrictor is

“I was the killer all along! I was testing your abilities as a father!”

“Shaun! Shaun! Shaaaaaaaun!”

Tag yourself, I’m rip.

See, I don’t understand acts of god as it pertains to insurance. Acts of god are unforeseen, unavoidable accidents. What is insurance for if not literally that exact situation?

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

The enshittification will continue until morale improves.

It’s a joke about checkers. When you get a piece to the end of the board, that piece gets “kinged” by placing a second piece on top of it, usually one you’ve lost during the game. (That piece can then move both forwards and backwards.)

Best was having an international community in your neighborhood and coming home with some weird Korean candy among the usual tootsie rolls and dumdums.