Do you have any idea how hard it is for a brain parasite to order takeout?

Oh the grind. I misread the whiteboard as Grindr.

Life, death, either way I’m demoted to a tiny cubicle.

It’s a reference to this meme:

The girl pasted over Tintin is Wednesday Addams, and she mistakenly refers to Captain Haddock as a commodore, so instead of Tintin saying “Captain, it’s Wednesday,” Haddock says “Wednesday, it’s Captain.”

I think Far Side readers just have to come to terms with the fact that Gary Larson likes to draw strange contraptions of dubious usefulness.

Huh, never thought about it before, but there’s pretty significant overlap between Trump and Cartman. Both petty, whiney, infantile, racist, narcissistic, antisemitic, stupid, ridiculous, vindictive nazis with an inflated sense of importance and a surprisingly large number of devotees despite very obviously being the bad guy. The only difference that comes to mind is that Cartman is physically a child instead of only mentally.

Needs more jeans

Yeah, uses those to fuck horses into submission

If the lamp isn’t lit, you must acquit.

I’d suggest looking at some building tips videos on Youtube. Builds look tons better when you align things properly, and there are some handy tools in Satisfactory like grid snapping and nudging that can help with getting everything just right.

They just added straight mode for pipes too

🎵La, la la la, la la la, la la la la la la🎶

The music in my head

Good luck doing any file management on an iPhone or iPad tbh. Tech companies nowadays seem desperate to make people forget how computers work.

Remember, Kif, in the game of chess, you can never let the opponent see your pieces.

You call that a pressed ham?

Sorry, Bob’s Burgers beat you to it

Ring, ring.

Hello, dummy police?

There’s a strange dummy here I’d like to report. Okay, yes. Thank you. Goodbye.

Click.

😐

And now, without further ado,