You’re gonna show up in a youtube video.

A 30 year old presented to the E.R. with a bloated stomach and high fever. He claims to have eaten the same pasta for 30 days. As we know, botulism starts to grow on noodles after three days, which means…

Multiverse it is.

Crucially, you don’t automatically get to travel the multiverse. You just know it exists now.

The politics are too convenient

What do you mean by modern physics, exactly?

In general, even simple problems can get very messy very fast without simplifying the scenario.

https://xkcd.com/669/

Wow. 5g really is making us have unusual numbers of hands and fingers.

This is cool. Is it legit?

I dreamed Bob Dylan was a friend of mine

I, for one, quite enjoy not having the dangly hitboxes anymore.

I got a lot more than just the one. I’ve got so many freckles I have to undress to see my OG skin tone.

This explains why there are no more zterodactyls

Thrash unreal

Please be serious. I read the source that I posted; you’re not being clever. Cats don’t magically show up from nowhere. Our culture around cats enables and feeds the feral population. If we didn’t keep cats as pets, and animal control treated them the same way they treat raccoons, then this problem would be dramatically reduced. Probably eliminated, but they might turn into an intractable urban pest.

https://www.nature.com/articles/ncomms2380

! We estimate that free-ranging domestic cats kill 1.3–4.0 billion birds and 6.3–22.3 billion mammals annually. Un-owned cats, as opposed to owned pets, cause the majority of this mortality. Our findings suggest that free-ranging cats cause substantially greater wildlife mortality than previously thought and are likely the single greatest source of anthropogenic mortality for US birds and mammals. !<

Unless, of course, you’re saying that we shouldn’t stop one bad thing because we do other bad things.

We should rethink our attachments to miniature tigers.

True, ethical adoption is an option.

But then I always ran into the issue with how to feed the cute little monsters, which is what this drama is about.

Honestly, it’s easier to not have a cat. Plus I’m allergic, so…

Cats are bad, generally.

They’re killing machines that have a big impact on local wildlife.

A vegan that keeps cats isn’t exactly approaching the situation from a purely vegan-based mentality.

Sounds like a challenge!

NATO is a defensive alliance and the Israeli government is filled with war criminals who need to be thrown in the Hauge

Edit: To the instance-blocked guy who replied that “Thrown in the Hauge” has a weird energy:

Fine, I missed a capital letter. But also: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hague_Penitentiary_Institution

Honestly, sorting algos are serious nerd shit. They’re for suckers and losers. If it’s not worth doing, insertion sort every day of the week. Compute is cheap. If it’s actually important, then it’s TimSort (it’s never important).

Out of the hundreds of judges, over 97% were born on Earth.

All 97%, and all of the remaining 3%, have lived on or in the orbit of Earth for the past three consecutive years. Their financial records indicate that their income is primarily from terrestrial sources.

Correction: The idiot who installed the shelf ALWAYS forgets to bolt the shelf into the wall unless you personally verify.

Trusting equipment you didn’t check gets you killed.

A fuckton of Newtons perpendicular to a support beam is different from 1k Newtons downward