i have her as an iframe

in my case its just tupperware

trying to get any gf

i have an old xt lying around and a floppy with a copy of 079 in it what could go wrong

me: hmm ima try batcj

C:\>woman.hlp
Error opening file "WOMAN.HLP". Abort, Retry, Fail?

uh basic?

LOAD MANPAGEWOMAN
ERROR: CAN'T CONTINUE

js??

>getHelp.woman()
SyntaxError: Invalid arguments

[some other language]???

%>FunctionToTryGettingHelpOnWomen()
Error

COME ON THERES GOTTA BE SOMETHI-- Error: Out of Memory

me when i try even coming close yo somone the opposite sex irl: “manpage nonexistent and this situation is unknown WHAT DO I DO IT DOES NOT COMPUTE”

(back wgen my daily driver was dos (yes, in the 21st centory), back when it was windows and now that its linux…yeahhh…even if im a total NOOB at it i have the social skills of someone who spenda all day in the tty…maybe doing tbat but cmd in windows helped a bit xd)

pov: you forgot your reading glasses:

AAAAAAAAAAAAH MY EYES THIS IS WHY I USE PNG

holding some pizza

le omnomnomnomage

1 hour later…

le omnomnomnomage continuez

nah its obviously the usa

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(jk)

hell yea i always like making em >:D

i also have adhd…

just like blaze storm, originated as a chinese nerf clone, became a blaster brand by itself

true

lol

yea :/

and they say they have the “superior education” smh

laughs in spanish NO SHOOTINGS HAPPEN HERE >:D

why tf did i firdt think “hey is that ram…i wonder what type…”, then “IS TJAT AN SSD???” and THEN realize what the shirt says???

everybody wants to rule the world in some way or another even if it means killing everyone else smh

just move here, here healthcare is public, you prepay it with your taxes so its free (you dont pay it twice: youre already paying for the public things whenever you buy something)

oh so is education (mostly (also here public schools tend to be better quality than private schools))

and this is the situation in most of the eu (in fact in most of the (non-english speaking) europe even if not in the eu iirc)

oh btw did you know the us technically meets all requirements to be considered a failed state? it isnt because bruh. currently its literally a superpower…yeah at least here you dont have to worry about being shooted (plus you can actually move around on foot here)

edit: if you ask how i know all this even though im only 14…i had to research this for a school project