I suddenly feel so old.

Just needs the occasional sharpening and polish

Supposed to, yes. But with the inflation they substitute as human food as well.

Appreciate the sentiment, but surely the cybertruck has some sort of one-pedal drive like (most/all?) other electric cars, where the brake pedal is not needed to decelerate?

Ooo, I would love some diamond sharpening stones for xmas.

I have no quarrel with that squarrel.

What do I need to roll to pass the failsaves?

I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it’s possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.

Nice fork.

How long should the long chair be?

People who commit archery.

The archers?

In my experience people who really use excel are always going to need excel

That’s my experience too, unfortunately. LibreOffice is lagging too far behind O365 on features that you can reliably cooperate on spreadsheets across applications. Something like e.g. XLOOKUP is a fairly recent addition in Calc.

If you like Kubuntu because of apt and KDE, don’t be afraid of going Debian with KDE next time.

I love everything about Pop!_OS. Except the name, that I cannot stand.

Just head down to my local bar, there’s plenty of them.

Does it count if the secondary “server” is a NAS?

Help, I’m 5 years in and still have no clue

I only ever think about the Holy Roman Empire, so I’m not in the in-group sadly :-(