That’s what makes the internet so great!

I’ve been California sober for a year and I feel much better, I do miss drinking sometimes tho.

Sometimes I think he forgets he’s there to be the science guy and makes it about himself a lot, but when he gets on a science rant that’s when hea good, just going on about his love of science and why it’s cool as fuck.

Getting James Cameron to fix the stars in the Titanic remake boosted his ego a little bit, but I get that, I’d be a bit ego filled if I was able to make James Cameron change something in his film.

KILL HIM, HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE BREAD!

No worries!

Yeah I don’t have time to hang around for the second one.

Well if the ghost doesn’t want to be stuck outside, it shouldn’t wake me up at 3 am to be let out!

I bet he’s a shit surfer and just hangs out on his board looking cool, but bails when a big wave comes in.

*Politely raises hand*

See the problem for them is, this isn’t a political issue, this wasn’t about some political rhetoric attacking some mysterious foe, this was a human struggling to relieve their pain because of a corrupt system designed to squeeze every last penny from its victims.

You can’t pit us against each other over this, you can’t create boogeymen over this, because you are the boogeyman this time, but we’re not afraid of you anymore, we know how to scare the boogeyman now.

Subway worker: That’s… That’s the bread.

It’s outside the ocd clinic.

Pet rats aren’t snitches!

That dog drives a brown 1990s hatchback car with a missing back bumper.

Funko: We would like to apologise for being caught in the act, we will strive to better hide our asshole tactics next time, the person responsible for us getting caught has been reprimanded with 2 weeks paid time off.

One of the Scottish ones.

Warhammer.

Reddit made me constantly angry, then the API thing forced me on their app which made me angrier.

Lemmy makes me feel good and the app I use fits my needs near perfectly.

This is a pretty decent group of weirdos we got here.

We got enough microplastics in the ground.

When your bank balance is higher than the GDP of a small country, gender is irrelevant.