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Who would even eat the taller pizza? I’d find it disgusting. I’m not saying anything about the burger.

Every animal is just two known earth species mashed together. I don’t know how they were okay with that. We didn’t see any of those in a Star Wars movie did we?

Best example is the US president

I mean, they constructing so many new flats in my city but because of rental price they stay vacant for years.

On Christmas Eve 201X, I was on duty on the ambulance. Here I thought I’m just jumping in for 3 hours since everybody else was busy. Big regret. We got called to a “seemingly dead person” who was living right next door to his sons’ family flat. When we arrived, son opened his dad’s flat and that old sucker was lying in the bathtub, water fucking hot like he just put it in. Every part of his that was outside the water was stiff as fuck, like neck and arms. Everything else was fucking boiled. So of course we try to put him somewhere with more space, the living room. My colleague took him by his armpits, I took his legs. The legs, as well done as they were, I couldn’t take them. I tried to pull him up but only ended up with a handful of skin, it peeled off so smoothly. I hate that I still remember it. Never heard what happened after, we almost instantly gave that over to police.

Is it usual for animals to be transported 10h+ per cargo mail? That sounds cruel.

It’s true, he got shot at! This is the first picture that proofs it.

Hochwasser is highwater

Your logic is evading me. Russia is just doing a new three year war with whatever they want next and then again and again since it’s working. I’m not in favor of nuclear war but if it ends my miserable life I’m all in.

What a coincidence. Some friends and me have planned a Mario Kart tournament for today.

Mine is called Fabsi Shiroi Hotbox Guzifer and I tell you it’s possessed