Narrator: It didn’t.

The retweeters went on to live in an even more dystopian future where money still exists, but with no savings to endure a strike.

So then just save money that doesn’t inflate

Americans don’t believe that inflation is a global issue. They think it’s a new thing called greedflation [because our country and our time period are exceptional].

If you don’t do it perfectly, it’ll leave sharp edges.

At least when I’m playing Bethesda games, potions are a way for me to clear achievable portions that I’ve made unnecessarily difficult for myself.

You gotta use nonsensical folder names, like “Roaming” or “System32”.

It’s because the official inflation numbers have always been bullshit. We don’t care if TVs and beer are cheaper, we care if tuition and housing are cheaper.

Their idea of stimulating the economy is forcing the working class to invest in businesses if they want to retire at all. The burden of a tax always falls on whichever side of a trade is less able to pass on it. In our case, that means the cost of inflation is added to your credit card rates, to your mortgage, and to your student loans.

We’re the ones paying the bill, not the rich.

Same here, even at its zenith I felt like Twitter was a bunch of popular kids making feel-good statements. Having discussions sorted by topic helps a lot too - we’re here to discuss Whatever Thing, not each other’s sins.

Democratic peace theory happens and they talk it out.

And end qualified protestor immunity!

It’s the letter “i” but double capitalized.

Only while the pandemic was killing millions. So I’m optimistic about this subject as well.

No it’s not, I don’t know what to tell you bro, it’s super common.

Yes! I’m literally shocked that you’ve never stolen so much as a chip. That is weird.

Wait, did you not even do anything pretty fucked up as a kid?

(Ignoring that it’s an art piece for a second)

As a man, you should always be the one who provides the condom. It is literally your last chance to opt out from pregnancy. If the woman isn’t comfortable with that, then go buy condoms together.

I didn’t like covid either but I sure ranted at people online about it!

Like threatening people or just snatching stuff like a seagull?

You’ve never stolen anything, even as a teenager?

What we need is someone versed in bird law.