Thanks, that’s got me thinking

Beaker would have so much bottled up rage, poor camera man

Amen, brother!

Now that im into!

All these basic white bitches (I mean that in an ungendered way) basically covering themselves in clipart makes me sick. Whether it’s a young builder with the monster logo and a skull or some barista abomination, its all so trashy and performative

If only my corpo MFA was this cool

Actually, hell no - they’d probably use their acceptable computer use policy as the source document or something equally lame

You didn’t see it? Come on bro…

Line up, fuckers!

One thing that started here in New Zealand was reporting on and ranking their portfolio sizes (lots had it tied up in an estate or trust, but that connection was able to be reported on - even if it might be ‘co-owned by the family’).

We still have huge problems in this area but the noble few that don’t ‘stand out like a dogs bollocks’ and all the others just looked like the same bunch of psycho/sellouts

I questioned my sanity

while parsing your insanity

Therefore you get extra points

For this hilarity

Sadly, going ‘full tuk-tuk’ is the goal here…

But who cares?

Sure, the idiots at jaguar are flushing their brand, but who cares?!? It’s their shit pile to destroy, after all…

Now there’s a remix!

Hang on, what? I might need to rethink a few things…

Touché

I was thinking this feels like saints row…

Not that we should hype up these degenerates, of course. This is very troubling stuff

For the state of California only?

It’s still an exceptional burn, all the same

…and if they can day that with a straight face, give them an Oscar!

(I say this as a kiwi looking from afar)

And it was always temporary!

I’ve had less fall out than I had cases where the screw stuck in the socket and it started unscrewing out of the motherboard that I just gave up on them altogether

Holy crap, is it still working?

I thought nitter died…