It’s pretty lame, actually. If curiosity gets the better of you:

Don’t forget the GoFundMe for the mental anguish of arbitrarily murdering someone…

Oh, for sure! I couldn’t afford it this time around, and my son has been bugging me about it cause he likes playing Minecraft Legends online. 😂

I reserve that energy for shit that actually matters. Hated is just a way to give power over yourself to your enemies.

It explicitly says average at the top of the graphic.

Your interpretation makes no sense anyway.

Who says I’m gonna assign percentages? Like, what the fuck even is that bullshit.

They’re all responsible.

Used to know a guy that had like some weird fetish for that. Was drinking with him and a few friends and out of the blue he tells me to kick him in the balls. I refused, as did my girlfriend. He asked another girl we were drinking with to do it; she obliged. I swear he went into the fetal position before hitting the ground!

Isn’t the sound more like gak gak gork…?

Like trying to find the pair of glasses you’re currently wearing. Although glasses might be worse, cause eventually I’ll realize my phone is already in my hand. Glasses not so much…

Lol.

I withdraw my argument.

Well, that’s only if you buy into the myth that “alpha male” is even real. If say he is “alpha male” in that he exemplifies an imaginary concept…

Headline says he ignored a court summons. Do you even understand what it means to be served (a court summons)???

Good to know! I guess I should admit I’ve ditched windows entirely ever since I got a Steam Deck.

KDEConnect supports Windows.

Hmm. Nope.

That’s what Streets of SimCity was for!

Hmm. Sounds like the Orange Orangutan fucking up the government: a hemorrhoid inside a hemorrhoid. 😎

Ok. Thank you. That’s enough internet for today.

God damn, dude! (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎

I see you struck a few nerves. But you’re right. It’s disgusting, but this right here is why they have turned “do your own research” into a meme, essentially - because a colloquialism loses its original meaning. And suddenly millions of people can literally no longer comprehend the idea of research.

I mean, for hell sake don’t people realize there’s about a million very terrible, but very real, reasons why we have a law that states if the ICC detains an American, the military must immediately launch an attack to retrieve that person.

As I’ve said before, we’re literally the reason the term “banana republic” exists. The citizens were fine, happy even! Their government wasn’t even hostile. But they threatened the profits of Dole I believe it was, so the US government sent in the military, overthrew em, and installed a puppet.

Insert “are we the baddies” meme

Basically, the fascists were guaranteed winners in WW2; these fuckers were already infiltrating everyone.

I have a hard time wrapping my head around this one. If you “federate” authentication, wouldn’t that just open it up to bad actors?

How’s that boot taste?