Man, fuck this horseshit.

This is a Bat-Terry!

as performed by 😭s 4 😱s

My class was set to graduate right around the time the pandemic hit and a lot of people ended up graduating late because the school literally couldn’t offer the classes they needed to finish their degree. Anyone to whom your date of graduation is actually relevant likely isn’t going to bat an eye at anyone who was in college within the last 5 years graduating a couple months late.

And, of course, there’s that old stand-by moral of “the only reason it seems like all your peers are doing better is because the ones in the same situation as you aren’t going on social media to brag about it.” So don’t rely on that as a metric too heavily.

How much food and what is it?

…Did we mention it doubles as a convenient dumping ground for mob snitches?

in case you want to self-host your own algae, I guess

if anything they’ve reopened their account with Master Don

I think I’m gonna head on down to the Bong Recreation Area and take the Green Trail for a while if you know what I mean

(I mean I’m going to take a scenic nature walk in one of Wisconsin’s beautiful state parks, what the hell did you think I meant?)

“We’ve erected a 3-kilometer-long tied-arch bridge so people can get into and out of the Superior bay area quicker and easier, and we’ll be dedicating it to World War II pilot Richard Bong.”

“Okay, what are you calling it?”

“Right now we’ve got ‘Dick Bong’s Long, Curvaceous Erection for the Repeated Entering and Exiting of a Wet Superior Inlet.’”

“…We’ll workshop it.”

Finally some good fucking food.

No no, see, it’s all pretty straightforward. What’s releasing this week is the first season of the second Daredevil show. Season 1 of Daredevil comes after season 3 of the first Daredevil show, which was actually the fourth season of Daredevil because of the mini-series that takes place between seasons 2 and 3, but they didn’t call that one Daredevil.

So in summary, this is the fifth season of Daredevil overall but it’s the first season of the second Daredevil which comes after the third season of the first Daredevil which was actually the fourth season of Daredevil if you count the one that wasn’t Daredevil that came after the second season of the first Daredevil. Also he was in three episodes of two other shows that weren’t Daredevil either and he was in a movie for a little bit, but it wasn’t a Daredevil movie and he wasn’t actually Daredevil, and the 2003 Daredevil movie doesn’t factor into it at all because that’s a different Daredevil, but it is canon to the Daredevil show because a character that wasn’t Daredevil made a cameo in another movie that wasn’t about Daredevil either.

Hope that clears it up!

This has happened enough times that the euphemism for piracy in my household has become “renting a film from my man in Bangladesh”

I’m still not entirely sold on the fact that the Star Wars universe has suburbs

On the other hand, I remain amused to no end that the Star Wars universe is such a rundown hellhole that their idealized paradise of eternal treasure and prosperity is… a mid-century modern house with a white picket fence at the end of a cul-de-sac, and a stable 9-5 accounting job with a decent dental plan.

Both are still showing up full price for me, if that helps.

…Think it’s too late to get a refund?

Weirdly, season 4 of both Fringe and Eureka have a portion of the main cast shunted into an altered timeline and having to reconcile their original memories with their “new” histories, to varying degrees of success.

Travelers kinda inverts the premise in its second season, where a bunch of time travellers sent back to fix the past start seeing their superior foreknowledge slowly rendered useless by the fact that their mission is actually succeeding in changing the future.

Furthermore, as a creation of Victor Frankenstein, calling the monster “a Frankenstein” is no more inaccurate than calling Guernica “a Picasso,” or a 1996 Camry “a Toyota.”

At least we can rest easy knowing that concept art was eventually repurposed for the Nightsisters, and there’s no way anyone could ever sexualize a tribe of leather-clad magical goth lesbian amazons with spiky chain whips.

I still got my fingers crossed for a Young Indiana Jones Chronciles/How I Met Your Mother-style framing device where it’s Billy Dee Williams and horse girl cruising the galaxy in the Falcon, with the whole flashback to young Glover Lando as some old fisherman’s tale he’s telling that’s clearly being embellished in his favor