When they find out in 10 years, they’re gonna be so upset

Its very important you change your name to Daniel.

Patent law is 20 years. Copyright should be no different.

Two basic examples: tab in last word table node spawns a new row, and print preview updates all bookmarks/references where f9 won’t catch headers/footers automatically. More advanced example is split view in word let’s you track multiple spots in the same doc more easily. Granted I’m no word expert, but I’m no novice either.

There’s an older guy at my work that defies all stereotypes. Hes in his 60s, but everytime I watch him share his screen, I learn something new.

Started learning German for fun, now it seems like a good plan B.

I tried it and mostly love it. It’s not quite polished enough yet for me and I have two main complaints. First, half of my keyboard shortcuts don’t work anymore, and I wasn’t able to fix that last I tried. Second, it wouldn’t let me lock my computer or suspend. Had to shutdown everytime. Other than that and random librecalc crashes, I’m excited to see where it is in the coming months. Really rooting for the pop team

Turn the fuck back around!

This is cursed

Not only is it better for you, but it tastes better too!

I’ll have you know I’m a millionaire with a cash flow problem.

You better watch yourself. I’ve got the death sentence from 7 rights holders.

Guys relax. It’s just a bug. This “feature” doesn’t drop until next month.

You’re not my supervisor!

Yeah the planet got destroyed, but for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders

Last April, I asked the tax man how much I owed, and he said $350. Then I said, “you ain’t no tax man! You the loch ness monster!”

He is the Messiah!

If buying isn’t owning, piracy isn’t stealing. Yoho matey

OSHA? More like OSHIT

Well most whiskey is 80 proof, so 60% water! Counts