Somebody deepfake and broadcast this for the next State of the Union. Please.

Bonus: you get to visit the OceanGate Titan, too!

Bring me the priest.

Same, but it was because Steam updated it with new graphics modes and I wanted to replay it. Doing Doom 2 now.

Better than them drinking out front, I guess.

Zelda.

That’s quite an impressive parody. I enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing!

No flag, no country, you can’t have one!

Best Zelda game!

Here’s looking at you, kid, you piece of shit

The gatekeeper responsible?

You guessed it.

Frank Stallone.

Fifteen bucks little man

Put that shit in my hand

If that money doesn’t show

Then ya owe me owe me owe

My jungle love

Oh we oh we oh

I think I wanna know ya

Yeah, what?

Mother mother fuck

Mother mother fuck fuck

Mother fuck mother fuck

Noise noise noise

One two one two three four

Noise noise noise

Smokin’ weed

Smokin’ weed

Doin’ coke

Drinkin’ beers

Drinkin’ beers beers beers

Rollin’ fatties

Smokin’ blunts

Who smokes the blunts?

We smoke the blunts!

Rollin’ blunts and smokin’…

Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge, dude.

It’s a nice chord, but it annoys me irrationally that you have an octave between C and E on the staff but not on the keyboard below it.

Or you have to run a shady crack or keygen to get it to work, and I don’t trust those.

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Always on guard, defending the people’s rights

Congratulations, you fell for the MBA speak.

“No, guys; we’re not raising prices when it’s busier — we’re selling these suddenly more expensive lunchtime burgers at a discount while it’s slow! Totally different! What a deal!”

Meanwhile the base price went up by 25%.

But I guess enjoy the late night “discount”.

Risky click of the day