Ran my index finger down the blade of a pocket knife and nearly cut the tip off. Got a nice big scar and had a bunch of stitches

1981

I have a few things that are due today but after around 11 I’ll be done

Batman using the police takedown I see

So this is like a big gay ranch?

I enjoyed the extra information

I just got back from my dog’s daily ~4 mile walk. We watch our friends dog occasionally and they don’t walk her at all and she’s a few years younger than my dog but she can barely move because she’s so overweight and doesnt get any exercise

When I first got a dog I learned how many people don’t walk their dogs, it’s crazy

That shit gave me nightmares

That’s how the the dj for kneecap got unmasked, not the spanking but his bare ass

https://youtu.be/KUPSTQSGb50

Mans got to have a code

I knew the kids who made the original Harlem shake video but that’s the closest thing I got

Im afraid you’re just too darn loud

That’s the kind of combination an idiot would have on his luggage

TIL

Vaca is cow so that explains v

Hardcore band front man

There were these ice breakers(?) lemon cubes that were gum and they were so good