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  • jaspersgroove@lemm.eetoMemes@lemmy.mlthe evolution
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    5 months ago

    Statistically speaking (and assuming you’re an American) you are an overweight 40-something hermaphrodite with some college education, who has 1.8 children and is going to die of congestive heart failure.

    There are three kinds of untruth. Lies, damned lies, and statistics.



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    5 months ago

    Well I could show you my gun collection but at this point I’m fairly certain that you would just shit yourself in fear.

    Anyway, have fun being unarmed with the state of the world today. The far right will continue stockpiling weapons and you’ll be knocking on the doors of guys like me if and when they finally decide to use them.

    That’s the thing that you’re not getting bud. The far right isn’t going to be using their guns against the military or the government. They’re going to be using the guns against us.



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    5 months ago

    Yes, proles. Give up your only means of fighting back. We promise your right to vote is strong enough to protect you from anything. The government that can’t keep its own cops under control will save you. Trust big brother.

    Fucking delusional.











  • The problem with GDP per capita is that it conveniently overlooks the possibility that a lot of that GDP is artificially inflated thanks to money that never actually moves around and stimulates the economy, because that country is a tax haven for foreigners and shell corporations, which is pretty common in the Caribbean.

    Head to Nassau and walk around sometime, let me know if you still think the Bahamas is in good financial shape.

    But I agree, rainwater collection is what they’ve been doing for hundreds of years, they just need to find ways to do it more efficiently.