Mayor Poopington

The factory must grow

I would refrain from that argument with your comment history

I don’t disagree with him on Israel, but Roger Waters has gone full tankie lately and for that reason he sucks

Either way, it would be really hard to voice my opinion

Aw man I fucked that up. My uncle has 40 cows on 3 acres that get hand scrubbed by figs while eating cherubs.

The happy animals one is hilarious. I would have no problem with someone eating me after I died and I sure as shit am not happy

I would also want to go through a restaurant grade dishwasher after touching a mouth like that

Fat balls

That was his father, Thag Simmons Sr

Bring a shotgun

Smells like a steak and seats 35!

We must go to different parties. Fishnets are definitely still a thing

Thats a long time to be in a coma!

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I’ve been through jury selection once, didn’t get picked. Honestly, it was as bad as everyone makes it out to be. Can be a bit boring at times so bring a book. And water. Definitely bring a water bottle. Really depends how quick they select people. They might have the whole jury picked before they even call you up. If you do get called up, you’ll be asked some basic questions like who you are and some questions about your opinions. Be honest, I didn’t feel like I was being pressured or anything. I was actually pretty surprised at how casual everyone was. The judge was friendly, took his time to listen to everyone’s answers. Bailiff seemed like a pretty chill guy. I was definitely expecting everything to be way more formal.

China has backdoored most of our communications infrastructure. Wouldn’t take very long for someone to get in and off another CEO. So, if they’re smart, security will always be humans.

I’ve also worked in a call center. What a horrible place to take your kid to work

Really, what’s more American than solving problems with a gun

Its not just CA regs, Kaiser is an enclosed ecosystem. The doctors, facilities, insurance, is all the same company.

Booooo. Can we add that guy to the list?