Vision. It gets hard to read in low light, driving at night is tough, you can’t quite figure out how close or far to hold a book or phone.

Alcohol. You just don’t shake it off like you did when you were younger. Now you really think about whether that next drink will be worth the shitty sleep.

Money. You talk about property taxes and 401k contributions more often than you ever thought you would.

Patience. You’re more patient with kids and your parents, and way less patient with everything else.

Daily

Like actually unaware? I’m intrigued.

Lems are great wide-toed shoes, and they’re about half the price of the Vivos I had. They’re comfy, plus also great for orthotics.

This movie sticks with me. Such a brutal, dark, nasty movie, and it made me realize Colin Ferrell had actual acting talent. I’d never seen him in anything before and had this impression that he was just a pretty boy, kinda like McConaughey used to be.

Like, I completely get why Colm wanted to cut Pádriac off, he was so dull. But he was also so open-hearted, and so I empathized with both characters.

When Pádraic follows the trail of fingers… you know the scene I mean. I lost it, just fucking bawled my eyes out. That movie pulled no punches. It was amazing but I never want to watch it again.

Aside from The Mighty Ducks, any recommendations?

Ooh I just remembered another random sports movie I watched recently - Hoosiers!

…I mean, welcome to the internet?

That’s the dude who shot the United Healthcare CEO

I watched A League of Their Own last week. Very watchable, not at all flashy, and refreshingly earnest. I hate that so many modern movies are so wised up and meta, and I find myself watching older movies more and more.

Recently it’s been Ghost, Bull Durham, Forrest Gump, and Field of Dreams. (I don’t even like baseball, no idea why so many of these are baseball movies!)

Robocop

Next thing you know, RFK Jr will ban it…

if nobody wants to convert anyone, there’s very little friction

But your partner is a priest, so if you had children, would your partner want to raise them religious? And how would you feel about that?

I did just drink some Metamucil…

You motherfucker…

I shall not take the bait.

OOP uses centigrade and spells color as “colour”; they’re probably not American.

She might want to look into thingamabobs

An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature

Yeah…GrubHub is so fucking expensive that I’m surprised they’re still in business.

Shine on, you crazy diamond