K’chain Che’malle. Fricken’ dinosaurs with fricken’ sword arms.

That or tags or something, I’d love to be able to block sports/anime/AI “art” altogether without my blocklist being gigantic

The man wants a glass of molk!

See, this dude’s an experienced and responsible Florida driver.

As a Florida Man I can confirm that this is 100% true.

Take my opinion with a slight grain of salt because it’s been at least a decade since I read the book and a half of the series that I got through, but from what I recall the books just didn’t really have much to them - flat characters, awkward dialogue, and the actual prose itself was pretty bad. It was also boring enough that I just didn’t care about anything that was happening, and I’d read enough good fantasy by the time I read Eragon that its flaws were hard to look past - I know the dude was a teenager when he wrote it, but that doesn’t make the work magically better. Not trying to shit on anybody’s parade, but it just really wasn’t my thing.

I don’t know about worse, but the Eragon books and movie are equally terrible.

That was definitely the joke, yeah

Malazan Book of the Fallen, Gentlemen Bastards series, most of Neil Gaiman’s work, The Library at Mount Char, the Baru Cormorant series, Gatsby, Flowers for Algernon, and most of Plath’s work - I go back to most of those every few years.

That’s gonna be a soggy girlfriend if you don’t preheat first.

Nail.

interest on student loan paynents, not even the full amount you pay.