#1 douchebag for that particular job site

Yeaaaaah Elon has enough stuff. He doesn’t need me too

I understand the baked beans and the tragedy that befell the beans and the chef. But what the hell is the yellow on the keyboard.

Also do your HOA, if you happen to live in one. I became my HOA president, I found $150,000 (!!!) with the state treasury as abandoned.

Fuck my life but I got it back

That first character is more routinely a character that indicates departing from a space / location but in this example, it’s definitely not being used like that.

I think it means more like Great Trump. The 离了个 part means great. 特朗普 means Trump. Google thinks the complete phrase means The Great War but that’s not really right either because the last 3 chars defo mean Trump

Because they often do. And most non native speakers really work at it too. Love them for it

Firefox, Safari, IE and probably Edge plus a whole slew of lesser known names are out there.

Personally FF for the win

This is why I only read books from the library

Holy shit

A dog was fed broccoli and laid out bomb gaseous farts that cooked the owner out of house and home?

Hand is #2-from-the-left-guy’s hand.

What the fuck is with all the cans? Not that I have a problem but the lack of beans is disorienting.

By the time you get to the point when this might become a certainty in your life, you will be so miserable those phobias will be a distant memory.

Source: seeing my dad suffer before his surgery

I fight bleed and groan monthly 🤷‍♀️

Your issue is not that you are a virgin, it’s that you are a loser. Just get a fucking passport and go to Las Vegas or Reno and punch your ticket. You live right above these cities and there is a lot to do there for non sex fun. But noooooooo you can’t figure out how to buy an airplane ticket and reserve a hotel room. There is something called online travel websites. Try those and stop whining on the internet. Jesus….

So much hate

(Until I figured out this acronym a couple years back, the internet was a much angrier place for me. )

Check your previously purchased and installed apps to get back non-shit stuff.

That hep cat’s rizz is putting the jelly in this pawg’s roll.

Nowhere in the Bible does a rock hard handsome man in his prime fighting years stare absently at an Excel worksheet.