They dive!

Duh, those nitpickers

As long as it’s airtight and not stored for weeks it’s ok. Use good bread though, not this bad imitation.

It was in the 60s! Look up Douglas Engelbart.

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All of them.

Is this mutation actually useful or an impediment?

It’s an image translated by an AI and used for internet points. Zoom in to the text to see why.

We need a strict speed limit. 30mph should be enough for everybody.

No chance this will ever happen though.

If you pick any random body part and look at it carefully, you’ll come to realize that countless people who had this body part in a slightly different and thus disadvantageous shape, had to die in horrible ways so you could have yours in the shape that it is today.

He didn’t even invest in a pocket protector. Do they still sell these?

Huh, payments not ging through the play store? Google can’t have that.

Somebody tell the EU. Could be a case for the Digital Markets Act.

Saved.

We’ve successfully replaced the entire support team with an HTML form creating tickets for the one developer.

Surefire way to receive that efficiency performance bonus.

Does that cost money?

That was the case even 19 years back. Ubuntu nailed it back then. You could install it without knowing anything about your computer. Before that, there were text based UIs which required deep understanding and lots of decisions.

Install StreetComplete and put some of them in. Spread the word, it’s really low effort.

Two failed harvests. That’s what it takes to strip away the thin varnish of civilisation.

Considering the global integration of the world today, in that case much of the effects can be temporarily cushioned by spending lots of money, thereby letting the ones without money starve. Either way, it won’t be pretty.

At some point, even money can’t help anymore, because you can’t eat it. If there is no food, there is no food.

Weirder than fiction.