At least no elephant

Iirc the movie is inspired by the book but I haven’t seen it yet and honestly barely read the book

Unicorns that “lost” their horns identity as “horses” but that doesn’t make them less of a unicorn. If you are auab (assigned unicorn at birth), nothing in the world will ever turn you into a horsey. That’s basic biology.

This is a psy op from the government because it’s so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. “If it gallops, it spies” neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!

Who’s that?

They can kill the penguin but they can’t kill the idea

For those interested

And can sell that receipt to someone else who needs a receipt. It’s not a pyramid scheme

The ideology of neoliberalism is to claim it’s just the way the world works and everyone else is political. No need to question or prove your presumption if you pretend there are none.

Makes me wonder if there is a market for receipts as alibis

Just for some context:

Me neither laughs nervously

As if there weren’t other ways to download videos from YouTube…

Sounds fair

So that’s the missing word everyone is bothered by. It wasn’t in the post but in a low level comment. What an unexpected but well executed pay-off!

You don’t see it because it’s missing

I answered the comment below you but I couldn’t resist this stupid joke

Not a native speaker but for me it sounds fine. The “are now” is left out because it would be repeated if that makes sense.

“The people, [who were] tied to them, [are now] killed in a crosswalk.”

When you put the screen on the wrong side…

“Darling, do you remember when we said, before we have kids we should have a pet and before that a plant to see if we can handle the responsibility?”
“Yes, sure! Why do you bring that up?”
“Well, the basile withered again.”

Totally a red flag for me