I mean … That’s pretty much John Frusciante’s story when he rejoined in 1999.
Thet’s not a ye-ahh. This is a ye-ahh.
I don’t think I can ever let my parents know I’m an atheist and with that seems to go my chance of having kids.
I know at first it sounds difficult because you care for your parents. But this is your life and whether they choose to respect your choices or not is up to them. If you want kids, have kids. If you want to be an atheist, be an atheist. If you want to dye your hair blue, dye your hair blue.
Your parents don’t have to agree with your choices (as long as you’re not breaking the law or anything like that)… but they should respect you and your choices.
TL;DR: Don’t live for your parents, live for you.
Everything named Concord crashed and burned as a result of overconfidence.
I’m in the dark here
That’s a feature in Mastodon not a bug 🙃 /s.
We do… but we don’t need to. Just force of habit.
If I were still inside your mom I’d make that face too.
Hiiiiooooohhh
Travel somewhere nice
Light switch Spider. Can turn your lights out in an instant. Fucking deadly!
WTF is that headline? Are these guys on crack or something?
Thing is… this sort of makes sense if you say it with a hint of sarcasm. But curiously the only people that use this phrase are Americans. And we all know how much they understand sarcasm 🤣.
Not putting the toilet seat down.
If I push too hard and one comes out… will it fit down the shower drain? Or will I have to break it up with my hands.
These were mad times, mind you.
Except don’t do this if your company tells you not to
Or if you’re Hillary Clinton 😜.
What about that Hugh Jackman fella? I heard he’s good.