Good, I was really worried you weren’t going to be able to afford the lollipop-dropping scene.

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This business is so out of touch. Everybody knows “so-so” means the same thing as “okay”.

Snapchat belongs in the free tier.

Side-by-side is for co-op, not competitive. That’s face-to-face.

Exactly.

I’m lawful evil. But I think they mixed up neutral evil and chaotic evil.

I’m not sure what Sonic’s deal is. I’m pretty sure he can’t afford the drive thru.

They don’t let him in the drive thru unless he has a vehicle.

Andromada

Love me some Smut!

I heard sending all the blood to your penis gives you limited, temporary relief.

Fuck yeah! Any other Driveshaft fans out there!?

I beg thy pardon.

As you can see from the data: as Everybody increases, so too does Sucks.

A similar trend can be seen here: on the X axis we track Everything, and on the Y axis a pronounced increase in Fucked is revealed.

Politics is so team sports, they even think performance enhancing drugs are a bad idea.

Does it trouble you at all that the diagram doesn’t specify where the wall should be?

He’s obviously built himself thousands of little elevators over millenia. What did you guys think he was doing down there? Sleeping?

That’s a real shame. Swiss rolls are non-negotiable.

Balls?