Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life.

Agree, but splurge and get one that has a water heater. No one wants cold water sprayed there.

FYI, I added more in the base comment.

It’s two less syllables to say “April Fourth” than “The Fourth of April”.

That’s about the only advantage it has.

I mean… I’ve met Glaswegians.

That those are the only counties Americans stereotypically visit.

Which isn’t close to true.

From what I understand it’s what you drink at the family reunion once you run out of cheap beer and need to forget how bad Chicago is.

For anyone who is not from Chicago, Malort is a bitter liquor that tastes like you poured anise through a filter of mud and used motor oil.

I saw some videos. I don’t want to have to spend the first one hundred years slowly dying while fending off the plague.

Also apparently you can’t no CB in the hre. What is life even?

In Justice League Unlimited, he once hovered like a helicopter by spinning his arms fast enough

I say Data when I’m taking about the character, but I say data when I am talking about the information.

Sure, but how many protests prevent half of Congress to legally do nothing

Does this scratch that itch?

Or perhaps this?

Is this the right time to talk about Ole Miss and their request to make Akbar the mascot?

And in the same vein that Hozier song Too Sweet. For like a month all the Tickity Toks had those two songs as the soundtrack

Easy: Party in the CIA

Hard: I need a crit (Cantina Thirteen) a parody of simple plan"s I’m just a Kid

“Would you Kindly …”

Then OP should have said so in their statement.

I don’t know why anyone would down vote this. It does answer OP’s question. Now whether you would enjoy serving living in a tin can with 200-5k of your closest coworkers is an entirely different question.

Any time! I make typos constantly, so feel free to point mine out in turn.