I kind of wish he’d said “use the van” instead of “go in the van”. This is on the van owner.

This is like if Gary Larsen made memes

Hey, you know that it was just a joke, right?

Goku is famous for challenging himself whenever a stronger opponent surfaces so 😬

If you raise your kids to be the type of human beings who wantonly crush other kids sand castles, you all deserve a snow castle tower through the guts

I know but it was funnier than the uncooked ones I tried

Chaddest Hemingway

Cats let us domesticate them because we’re big enough to hunt (grocery shop) for tbem and provide shelter (house, cat bed, human bed) but aren’t interested in eating them - the sweet spot 👌

Well said!

One of my fondest childhood memories is opening a shared gift with my older brother on Christmas morning. A Sega Genesis, Toejam & Earl and Sonic The Hedghehog.

One of my fondest adulthood memories is watching the Sonic movies with my kids and watching them fall in love with this new version of something I grew up loving just as much.

I think it would be an awesome feature but like you said, just not something that is going to sway a typical social media user to give it a shot. But I can see it being a really cool way for advanced users to really customize their experience.

As a layman, I promise you “write your own algorithmic code” is not a feature that would compel me to sign up for a service

Yes, these are the same thing

This man lemmy’s

I was thinking more like “pursue therapy” but that works, too

Jesus, what a miserable outlook. Maybe take a break from being online for a while.

Turn their reply to this post upside down

Searing does not seal in moisture in meat; it causes it to lose some moisture. Meat is seared to brown it and to affect its color, flavor, and texture

This one fucked me up.