maybe but I’d think deadpool would glow more if this were his origin…

There’s no amount of fines that would put brains in that head.

good. they even allotted a time, and you still can’t figure it out. go to jail.

firworks 10 minutes after the official firework period is over? believe it or not, polizei

well now… perhaps there are some things worth enduring for the upsides

I suspect superpowered cancer is the most likely outcome.

so you blame the brits, then, for selling the land twice?

never seen such a bunch of 9-dash fantasies. the logic they use to posit these idiotic claims is breathtaking.

shithole state with shithole laws and shithole lawmakers. what’s confusing?

as overweight as Christie is, i’d be willing to bet Trump’s consumed far more big macs…

Cool your jets, hot rod

lol sure thing sport

You’re in the shitposting community.

seems more like the shitreplying community

interesting!

you’re lucky; the ones near me aren’t great. the ingredients are often meh or gross. the staff rarely wears hair control, they’re not helpful, and obviously undercompensated for the bullshit they have to endure. pass.

ok negative nelly, that’s enough reality in /shitpost/

but flavors would be so cool, like pez

dang. flavors would be nifty.

…are the different colors flavors or dosages?

saw pics of a guy who degloved his foot after spending an afternoon standing in diesel. baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrffff

The leader of their country is using the military

tried. apparently unsuccessfully because they still voted his shit down.

if I live my life with nothing to show but a few chuckles here and there, it’ll probably be worth it.

fool car tires

fool them into what? thinking they’re bike tires? personally I’ve never been able to deceive a tire but perhaps you’re a lot more charismatic than I am…