monk

What have you tried?

Capitalism is a source of so many problems, yet somehow you singed and missed.

We are a stupid neural network trained to detect fertile partners of a specific sex. Ever wondered why so many girls try to oversaturate, say, their naturally ever so slightly brighter lip color? Everything mass beauty industry does is taking male/female characteristics and dialing them up to eleven.

All to make our mating radar detect the gender from as many yards away as possible.

Being animals sucks. =/

What are you smoking? Vowels clustering on one hand is a hallmark telltale sign of a decent layout because of hand alternation, a doubtlessly desired property because, you know, vowels and consonants alternate!

It’s not about what you use, it’s what you don’t.

Yeah, and this brings no tangible UX or security benefits and is only ever used because last-century package managers can’t manage packages, containers are glorified chroots.

And you become a successful businesswoman carrying a chocolate bar with her at all times because of your childhood fear of starvation. Sure, that doesn’t sound messed up at all.

Yes.

NixOS because all the other ones differ about as much as Windows 10 from Windows 11. Guix doesn’t count.

Stop voting for people, FFS. Vote for policies, then hire people to implement those and nothing else.

Holy shit, that explains how this piece of embarrassment has conned actual people into using it.

Our team created a custom notification solution and managed to implement it in an energy-efficient way, an alternative to Google’s FCM that lets us fully bypass Google’s infrastructure.

FFS, it’s a calendar. It has no business connecting anywhere.

Love how when the dev of this felt compelled to link to atl, their browser gave them the link with /-/issues at the end. Really shows the effort that went into porting.

Do literally anything but use foolproof desktop apps in a system that cannot revert to a known state.

No, I don’t thing scrubs / balances resume on boot up, they’d have to be started again.

niri

No, it makes no sense. Keep looking. Worst case, buy some locally for cash.

Convinces clueless FOSS communities to move off IRC. Onto a unusable protocol designed around netsplits they never cared about, yes, but it’s n o v e l!

Oh yeah. I’ve started Marvel Midnight Suns, and 4 hours of cutscene later they show how you deploy on a mission: by walking on a rainbow bridge or something. I’m like: “brilliant, now that’s a way to disguise loading with something I’m doing, even if it’s just walking” , and then, at a random place of that bridge, an actual loading screen appears for a good minute. What’s wrong with you.

Or Invisible Inc.