…i learned this word from the big book of amazing facts in 1978!..

…god wants dollars, god wants cents, god want pounds, shillings, and pence; god wants guilders, god wants kroner, god wants swiss francs and god wants french francs; god wants escudos, god wants pesetas, don’t send lira, god don’t want small potatoes…

…well in the long view, that’s how we got here and eventually that’s all that matters: it’s a bit nihilistic but that’s the essence of nature in the cosmos…

…ye prophets, i want to smack vedek winn every time i see her f*cking face…

#notmykai

…meanwhile stateside, the executive branch are planning auctions of federal land to corporate developers…

…i think the social conditioning to marry prince charming was profound; kind of like religion, we all want to believe in someone to sweep off our feet and make our dreams come true…

…i don’t have my finger on the pulse of generation alpha but for awhile i hoped generation Z might leave that baggage behind them…

…i thought that was teams?..

…nah man, 27 february 2013 (or 2013 february 27 if you want to append 24.00 time) leave no room for ambiguity…

…yes, that used to be a thing before thermostatic valves were commonplace…

…funny thing is aperture science isn’t even included in that graphic but it fits right in…

…i was scrolling usenet around 17.30 CDT on april 29th, 1992 when a friend posted that a riot was gathering outside his window; the news broke about an hour later…

…it’s okay; they do metric, too…

(yep, but i just woke up as i was typing, so i’ll leave it as a mark of shame)

…oh, that’s pretty!..reminds me of when i redecorated my bedroom the summer of `83…

…get that f*ucking plural-comma apostrophe out of my face…

^{1 head + 5 handle}

…weesa no like da naboo: da naboo tink day so smartie, day tink day brain so big!..

We’d love to, but manufacturers keep trying to force them down our throats.

…that’s not where they’re supposed to go…

…half that time before i realised it was only half the devices on our network, too: spent a long while chasing DNS poisoning, then the other half patching devices from a mobile hotspot…

…in the end, i never actually figured out why only half my devices couldn’t resolve half of the internet, but a hard-power-cycle of our fiber modem resolved the issue…

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