Because glitter bombs are so 2019…

Yup, I specifically use y’all and recommend it to people (like my parents) to replace gendered phrases, and I’m not from the y’all zone.

Still up for debate, “dude” and “hun/hon”.

*I’m a trans woman also

So we ARE living in the Matrix…

-Gym

-Dance Studio

-Concerts

-Free Events (there’s always something on Eventbrite)

Wrote my own, but I copied most of the code from others.

Anything muppets, I have so many positive memories, even the “so-so” movies make me smile ear to ear.

Moulin Rogue, it’s been one-upped so hard in the movie-musical genre, but I saw it like 10 times in theaters (back when that wouldn’t require a second mortgage) and still love it.

“Were you there?” shudders with rage

GoldenEye split screen.

I worked in craft beer marketing for a while and the running joke about untapped was something like…

“Best lager I’ve ever had… I don’t like lagers. 1 star.”

Ah, I see the problem. I’m afraid you’ve accidentally adopted a Velociraptor.

I read(yelled) this entirely in Lewis Black’s voice.

He had slayed me, mutha! [Deathdrops.

Fact: This is actually where the phrase “shrimp on the barbie” comes from. It has nothing to do with BBQ.

Three whole tabs!!

Like a penguin?

Short story. My company brought in a different working-type consulting group. I decided to try my own experiment and answered the 150 survey completely randomly, didn’t read the questions. Then sat through a 4 hour workshop where most of my colleagues told me it made so much sense I was a [whatever my results were, I forget]." Found out they paid like $10k for the day session, never told anybody what I did.

I successfully line danced in 4 inch stilletos. Yes it was a Cowboy Carter launch party.

nope.

NOT a cat… Don’t ask me how I know.

Yeah, but only because a human license is stupid hard to get. I blame the government.