“God, what have you done!”

Basically yes.

I Tried That Viral Wine & Egg Diet from Vogue

Pink Eye

I was bored and looking for something to do on the weekend, and found cheap tickets to see Sheryl Crow and Pink (headlining) live. Honestly one of the best shows I’ve even seen. The “don’t give a fuck” vibe mixed with the professionalism of a 30 year career, just all the energy I wanted.

They both have newer albums, but I’ve had their high-school bangers on a lot lately.

Because glitter bombs are so 2019…

Yup, I specifically use y’all and recommend it to people (like my parents) to replace gendered phrases, and I’m not from the y’all zone.

Still up for debate, “dude” and “hun/hon”.

*I’m a trans woman also

So we ARE living in the Matrix…

-Gym

-Dance Studio

-Concerts

-Free Events (there’s always something on Eventbrite)

Wrote my own, but I copied most of the code from others.

Anything muppets, I have so many positive memories, even the “so-so” movies make me smile ear to ear.

Moulin Rogue, it’s been one-upped so hard in the movie-musical genre, but I saw it like 10 times in theaters (back when that wouldn’t require a second mortgage) and still love it.

“Were you there?” shudders with rage

GoldenEye split screen.

I worked in craft beer marketing for a while and the running joke about untapped was something like…

“Best lager I’ve ever had… I don’t like lagers. 1 star.”

Ah, I see the problem. I’m afraid you’ve accidentally adopted a Velociraptor.

I read(yelled) this entirely in Lewis Black’s voice.

He had slayed me, mutha! [Deathdrops.

Fact: This is actually where the phrase “shrimp on the barbie” comes from. It has nothing to do with BBQ.

Three whole tabs!!

Like a penguin?

Short story. My company brought in a different working-type consulting group. I decided to try my own experiment and answered the 150 survey completely randomly, didn’t read the questions. Then sat through a 4 hour workshop where most of my colleagues told me it made so much sense I was a [whatever my results were, I forget]." Found out they paid like $10k for the day session, never told anybody what I did.