you’re calling to get out. calling in sounds like you’re providing a reason to go in that day, which imo makes even less sense

heheh, it has teeth

theoretically, yeah.

in practice, i don’t think you should be swimming while there’s a thunderstorm going on

by the time lightning hits the ground, the energy that’s left is minuscule enough to never penetrate through the surface of the ocean.

whatever you just made up, you’re completely right by pure chance! congratulations.

i love it, thank you

you can’t just put a rounded rectangle with a fraction in it and not expect me to swipe to the next photo smh

This is not the first time that legend has posted.

worst sentence i’ve ever read.

thank you, SatansMaggotyCumFart.

a konami code stratagem would be sick though

i’m still a lurker, i post less, and im practically a ghost on here. i’m winning and loving it. reddit w/o the problems

i have complete control of mine, so it’s about as demoting as i think i am, which i’m not thankfully

related, but not the source we’re looking for https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3092984/

democracy officers would be proud

nicest lemmy user

this is what the Wradical Left-pocket Hollistic conspiracy nuts want our future to look like!!!