so you’re saying the marketing strategy for the Vision was… shortsighted?

but that’s the beaury of email! people don’t need to be on the same app to communicate with each other!

that arbitrary walled-off garden of whatsapp doesn’t hamper anyone here!

just don’t use whatsapp? problem solved!

#returntoemail

be like the tree; let the dead leaves drop.

if this were to be true to form, batman would be dangling upside down from the ceiling.

and the next morning, after exchanging fluids intra-species, the two of them would embirth a whole new coronavirus.

oh, so when they say she has a face that launched a thousand ships, they were all just that one boat with a thousand makeovers?!

6 million bodies over 1,400 years is on average almost 4,300 bodies each year, or a little less than 12 bodies each day.

do look up the “forer effect” and then read that ai summary again.

while the queen escapes punishment for emplooying child labour?

man they are taking that keeping a doctor business really seriously, no?

if you believe that ai summary, i have a bridge that i’d like to sell to you.

why does she need action on the side with such a horny husband already available?

you would have received more relevant responses if you had titled your post as, “there is absolutely no evidence that musk is against free speech. what are you folks on about, anyway?”

it wouldn’t be arkanoid which was released in 1987; the copyright text in the cartoon says 1980.

why did they stop at “aluminum”? why don’t they have “magnesum”, “barum”, or “radum”?

why don’t nfl games take place in a “stadum”? why is the size between small and large not a “medum”?

either their table salt ahould contain sodum or their treatment of aluminium is so dumb.

i guess he’s so pissed at the LGBTQ+ crowd because he doesn’t have an ALT key?

i want to make an app called “my leg” and set it to break apple store policy so that the eventual headline can read, “apple pulls my leg”.

Ylvis can help you.

scanning a random qr code has to be this generation’s plugging in an unknown usb drive.

when it comes to describing bees and birds,

i’m sorry but i’m at a loss for words.

we can’t hear them buzz or sing

because – see, here’s the thing –

human beings are just massive turds.