Then you call the phone number and its a “helpful” voice chat bot you have to tell your problem to and hope it directs you to the right directory in their convoluted phone tree

So, uh: did I get the job?

R.I.P Hello Internet, the podcast I most wish would come back. Forever in my subs just in case.

Thankfully sewage is not very hot once it is down in the pipes so they don’t leech out the gross stuff.

Yeah, with their web installer it took like ten minutes with little to no input from the user on a fresh phone.

Yes, you’re correct, customer. The more likely answer is not that I am telling the truth, it is that I get off on being willfully obstinate and making up for problems. I’m out to get you.

Yes

Honestly I just like them because they stick in my throat less

At least once, if Hannibal used them to cross the alps. That or the Carthaginian trade network went much further than we thought!

Never gonna get safe roads for cycling if nobody cycles. Its an unfortunate chicken/egg problem

Visine is the last thing you want for irritated eyes though. It just constricts the blood vessels in the eye for a cosmetic change but it can have rebound effects after. You’re better off using preservative free artificial tears or dry eye formula eye drops

The person you’re replying to is saying that those breaches of the 4th amendment are less absurd now than they were at the time the comic was written

Any law that you see that you think “Wow, no way they can enforce that! That would get EVERYBODY in trouble” is a law that is intended to be selectively enforced against unwanted people

Because “contarary to national interests” means “any investigation that targets friends of mine”

Its just german, it says “The Mart”

F7U12

The scene in the addams family where the light that falls across her eyes is already on her mark so when she steps into place the light just falls into place kills me every time

Yes, absolutely. My dad recently purchased the same model of electric guitar he had as a teenager and he felt the same way about it.

Yeah, I’m just saying with Arch the tweaking is a feature, not a bug. You can get the same UI with something far more plug and play using something like Debian Stable or even Mint if you like Cinnamon. I’m an openSUSE stan myself but thats just because I like to experiment, break things, and then roll my system back.