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Cake day: August 7th, 2023

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  • It took me until my late thirties but I figured it out. I break my mental freeze from a compliment by just saying out loud what just happened. I say, “That was a compliment.” Then natural empathy and politeness take over and I continue with, “Thank you for the kind words.” This can happen simultaneously with feeling and silently processing the shame and discomfort that being complimented causes.

    Good luck everyone.








  • I know what you meant by “state flag” but I want to be cheeky, so here goes:

    We didn’t pledge to a state flag but the federal flag. But the state of Maryland has a fabulous flag, and I’m still devoted to its design all these years later.

    For whatever reason, in the 70s, in Maryland, I only recall pledging allegiance in the morning at the start of school during first grade. I don’t think we did it past second grade. In any case, I took the opportunity to insert curse words. I would say it like, “I pledge allegiance to the shit, and to the asshole for which it shits.” I didn’t lower my voice either. I just figured that I would never be noticed. Thinking back, I am surmising that my teacher must have noticed at least once but just ignored it.







  • I feel you and what everyone is doing annoys me too, but our only recourse is to do something worse.

    My proposal: we start calling our cock “corpora cavernosa”.

    Examples:

    • “Hey, Chumley, don’t just stand there with your corpora cavernosa in your hand.”
    • ”He’s being a total corpora cavernosa!”
    • ”My corpora cavernosa got pinched by my zipper.”
    • ”Hey, bro, does my corpora cavernosa hook off to the right?”

  • In case non-native English speakers don’t understand.

    The word “murder” is an old legal term meaning: unlawful killing of a person. This implies that there are lawful ways to kill a person. Slang usage of the word “murder” is less precise.

    A proper translation of the Bible’s 10 Commandments prohibits murder, that is, don’t kill anyone in a way that your tribe forbids. It does not prohibit every kind of killing of people, that would be ludicrous. This is why those Christians who have the viewpoint of 100% no killing of people are misguided.