Probably a terrible idea, but would these in any way be safe to eat?

Obviously not the toilet mushrooms, but maybe the ones growing out of the chair, cracks in the floor etc would be safe to cook if washed?

“Abyss blue” seems like a bit of a stretch

I am a coffee cup!

The uwu-fication of animal obesity these past ten years or so has been pretty disturbing to witness.

Tracks as a “cute” way for pet owners to avert feeling guilty/responsible for their animals being dangerously overweight.

“Oh no Mr. Wiggles isn’t obese he’s just a heckin’ chonkerino wholesome chungus” meanwhile the cat wheezes trying to go up and down the stairs.

I hate shrimp, fuck those things they suck and aren’t worth whatever premium BS the going market price is

Facebook couldn’t have handled Threads any more poorly, doubtful that they could pose any kind of serious threat at this point.

Most people who use anything decentralized or federated at this point are probably the type to avoid 🤮book anyway.