Pero

Gregnant

50°F for 2 minutes, be sure to pull it out quickly!

I was actually asking about the stretching more so than having alcohol down there. Well, TIL

Wouldn’t this like… Hurt??

Oh good, can’t afford a crisis of these things in an economy like this!

Ah yeah, they used a level to level a level

You guys think there might be bears in the area?? 🤔

??? Iron???

The pckp trck

Ah! So, the legends were true afterall!

I think it’s a bird

Smh, can’t believe my secret to perfect parking got leaked 😒

Trust me in my ass

Tell him to come downstairs for a drink

They always look weird at me when i order a luxury sofa, like “You gonna eat that whole thing?” And I tell them “Yeah!”. They always end up totally confused!

I’m bringing chili

“You know, Donnie, this is sum good shit.”

I ain’t the brightest pearl in the stand

Is that a porn genAI ad next to photos of underage kids? 💀