Computer equivalent of vacuum decay in our universe…

Project Highrise might fit the bill - it’s pretty relaxed, and lasts forever.

Professor Elemental even wrote a song about it

Got an air fryer here with a steamer mode, so that definitely doesn’t have moisture-sensitive electronics inside the cooking part!

Signing the key was certifying that anyone who knows him should trust her - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_of_trust

The voiceless effigy creates bodies in their waves but does not notice the shore. Is our melody not beautiful? - Satisfactory

No no no nope, we’re not reviving the trauma of that Indiana Jones scene…

Don’t zoo-housed pythons live indoors in the same type of glass enclosures as are used for fish tanks?

40,075,000m circumference / 86,400s = 463m/s?

Similar to how more people have heard of Lockerbie than any other Scottish town of 5000 people.

Similar with “get up, Trinity” from the matrix.

Obligatory CGP Grey

Your last example reminds of someone editing Wikipedia to list Ronnie O’Sullivan as the winner of the World Open, about 20 minutes before the final match ended.

They were right, and anyone would agree that it was all-but-certain, but it hadn’t actually happened yet.

This computer.

That was so insane - “we need a unique number, let’s just use the MAC” - it was like people didn’t even think through any of the implications when making ipv6 address schemes.

Similar with the address proposals that ignored the need to minimise the size of core internet routing tables so that they would fit in routers’ memory.

Substitute Chaos Bringer to really give everyone flashbacks

Main menu theme, Myth II Soulblighter

I like it here, from RimWorld.