A competent villain is infinitely more dangerous than a foolish villain. Trump is a foolish villain who has surrounded himself with competent villains, Elon chief among them.

Is your friend fartphobic?

Panel 2 and the rest take place in a mirror universe

Please sir, may I have some more pixels?

Oh, I thought this was about program windows. Not Firefox tabs.

How do you open all those windows at once?

So not only is Zeus a serial cheater but also a domestic abuser? Talk about positive male role models.

Hell yeah. Have you seen how happy manatees look when they’re just floating along, eating seagrass, not a care in the world? Makes me think they have the right idea.

Technically because it’s on Cuban soil, we can blame Cuba for it.

She’d be a prime candidate for some therapy though

What happens in episode III is the canonical end to any Young Jedi Adventure. For now, at least.

Most EU stuff was declared non-canon after the Disney acquisition, so I’m pretty sure Kyle isn’t canon anymore. However, the new Jedi Survivor games are seen as a spiritual successor to the Katarn games; Cal Kestis even uses some dark-side powers at the end of the second game. There are a few references to Kyle Katarn throughout the new canon.

TFW your wife doesn’t lounge around in a bikini with your and others’ cum stains all over her 😭

Did you do a backflip and a three-quarters heel-turn right after? That worked for me.

Oh shit

My filesystem is btrfs and I’ve got timeshift setup, how hard will this fuck me, if at all? Is there anyway I can be fucked harder? (Asking for a friend)

We have those. They’re called walls.

How many people actually voted third party? Looking at just the green party total votes, that can’t have been enough to tip the election. Too many people stayed home, not enough were convinced by Harris’ campaign.

All you need is an out-of-control greenhouse effect. It’s what happened on Venus.

Synctying still supports Android, you can download the app via Fdroid.