Hello madam,

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I’m sorry, this feature is not planned at this time. You don’t need to be able to do that. Bitch ass.

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Skill issue, get good

I get where you’re coming from, but if you have a problem with the Chicago Manual of Style then you have a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.

I’m fine with the UI filtering out the riffraff

Is this intentional misinterpretation for mischief purposes, or is this your best?

“NOOOOOOO you have to pick one of the two teams or you’re a RADICAL CENTRIST!!!”

Even if you really just want consumption slop, you can get cooler figures of each and every single character that has a funko pop, and it won’t look quite an much like it’s made out of 95% the same parts as every other thing you have, nor like a loaf of bread with dead eyes on top of a playmobil body. And it’ll cost less.

Man, that angled photo-collage wordmark trend has really overstayed its welcome.

“Dear diary,”

There’s never been a better time to get into Old School RuneScape

The other exception being monitors, which are named by connecting three keyboards to one computer and then rolling a bowling ball across all three.

“Source: my ass”

Maybe if he hadn’t said something idiotic and then belligerently doubled down, people wouldn’t figure that he must have been an insufferable child who gave his teachers headaches by being obstinate over nothing every day. With an attitude like his I reckon he probably fought tooth and nail against accepting PEMDAS. He should have been more considerate to people at the other end of the computers by not pinching off stupid ideas, but when he voluntarily chose to, he chose to accept criticism of it. I’m not being mean, I’m giving him what he asked for. If I wanted to be mean, I’d say that if I ever decide to kill myself I’ll climb up to his number of chromosomes and jump down to his IQ, but I don’t, so I won’t say that.

RIP to the teachers who had to put up with you

The night interpretation is the one I wrote, be attentive.

“Ladel”

Like bad

I’m going to do you a favor and assume you’re deliberately misinterpreting me to be an ass, instead the alternative, which is that you actually think this. If so I recommend you go to a neurologist so you can get in medical journals like the other guy with 90% brain loss.

Putting the cart before the horse means you don’t get anywhere.

You don’t need it to be light outside for another hour while you sit on your ass in the house eating junk food and getting left on read like 99% of Americans do irrespective of what color the sky is. I’d rather send commuters and schoolchildren out in the morning when the sun is already up, and then enjoy after-work activities with lower temperatures and less cancer-causing ultraviolet, reducing demand for sunscreens (and plastic/metal waste) and lowering the incidence of morning traffic collisions.