Knitter here. I’m literally making clothes! Yes a sweater takes months but you know… also good for meetings.

My kids still have desks like these starting in about 4th grade.

One of many, many problems with how they ended GoT, sigh.

Pretty sure the third is also a snowy, but a female. Could be wrong though.

I was 100% in agreement with all of them until the last one.

My kids’ music teacher did it. They were playing songs with boomwhackers and she had a YouTube channel going with songs and the video told them when to hit each note. Anyway the last one she did said it was Beyoncé but it was Rick. This was third grade and I’d say at least half of them got it.

I get why people would say minivan but I actually think Death would drive a huge Excursion or similar massive SUV because of the limited pedestrian sight lines and likelihood of crushing any vehicle it gets into an accident with.

I bet it’s supposed to be a pseudo border around the whole room but we’re just seeing one wall so it looks super out of place. Can’t say it’s a design choice I would make though.

Surprisingly the opposite in my house. Even though my husband runs warm and I run cold, if I take a shower right after him, I always have to turn the temp down. He likes to get scalded or something.

Five stairs at time down would break my ankles

I’m kinda into pizza this way, sometimes. The frozen pizza I prefer has a thick crust kinda like this AI crust. But I 100% understand why people wouldn’t like it; I figure I’m in the minority. At least there’s enough of us that the grocery store sells a frozen pizza that I like.

The IT Crowd creator has stated he does not believe trans women are women and that transgender rights oppress women.

I wanted to make some quip about it being typical but actually not all men think this way or assume they know what women think. And I’m sure some women think this way. But it also tells me all I need to know about this tool. Good riddance.

What we do in the shadows

2011 Jetta TDI. Newly married, my husband has a weakness for shiny new things. He had a 2008 Jetta and wanted to sell it and “upgrade” to the more efficient and environmentally friendly (er, about that) TDI. A few years later we bought a second TDI.

If you’re not familiar with Dieselgate, well, yeah, we got defrauded basically. Long story short, we ended up selling both and replacing them with…

Teslas. Sigh. Fuck me.

Mine might be that we didn’t own an encyclopedia; I can’t remember if we did or not. But… I think we did.

Babies brushing (or trying to) your hair is real life. I have several pics of my then-toddler’s creations in my hair, complete with about forty hair clips and bows.

Has always been my favorite frosting in a can. Can’t always find it though, and the only recipe I found for it online takes sooo much work.

Tiny little hands

Seems like you got your answer, but I’d also like to say sorry that your shower broke! I’m sure it was nasty to clean up and now it has to be replaced which is likely either an unexpected cost or your landlord’s problem, in which case I hope you have a responsive landlord.

My ten year old and all of his friends say these things, but I think it’s mostly as a joke at this point.