I appreciate that they devoted an article to her boobs but they’re wrong. Boobs like that are pretty rare on girls with her frame.

I would love to know as well but I was struck blind when I tried to view his post. What horrible eldritch power did he release upon the world?

Reminds me of an ad a local radio station does for a U-Pull-It salvage yard.

“Hey man! You can’t do that here!”

“But the sign says U-Pull-It?!?”

“That’s not what that means!”

“Oh . . . you wanna pull it for me then?”

Did you believe all of this convenient rapid heating of food and beverages would come without a cost?!?

History is written by the victors. Maybe it would say “lol head goes whump thwobble thwobble thwobble”

If this isn’t the right guy and this guy sees his photo he should probably lawyer up and turn himself in ASAP.

I heard he rode a weather balloon to the ISS. There’s no extradition agreement in space.

Long story on how I got there but I slept part of a night in the engine car of an old steam train in a city park.

These kids are our future.

It sounds like people are eating their pcs.

Can we find a way to monetize this practice?

Every time when it’s not on fire.

I probably would have been at 5000 in my college years alone.

Maybe he’s just trying to help people get through the next four years.

Yeah but it was our democracy, damn it.

Just hand it over to the apes.

Oh wait, we did.

“Death Star Superlaser”

Woah woah woah I’m all about getting pegged but I draw the line at chores.

Horsey dance party ensues.

I dunno I find the drivers who dart around me in the slow lane really like having that space to dart back into.

Now someone just needs to write an epic ballad and there’d be perfect parity between the two events.