According to Wikipedia, jizz is 2-5% sperm by volume. Assuming the mean of 3.5, that’s still a 3.2cm sphere of sperm; add all the supportive tissue and germ cells surrounding it (which make up the majority of testicular volume) and that would definitely be larger than the typical 5×2×3cm ellipsoid.

Each individual ball would actually be about 9.85cm, assuming they’re both the same size.

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=diameter+of+a+0.5L+sphere+in+centimeters

Can’t wait to spend trillions of years floating in the vacuum of space or crushed inside a black hole while unable to die. Immortality is the worst possible curse, not a super power.

Snopes has an article on it, and even they couldn’t come up with a solid number.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/china-apartment-building-residents/

It’s a urinal, I would hope it doesn’t have access to any poop to analyze.

Mine goes: open the image,

I love the implicit idea that celebrities are region-locked like video games lol

I’ll give it a shot anyways, to play devil’s advocate.

I only buy a vanishingly small percentage of the amount of meat produced by factory farms every year. So I feel the same percentage responsible for perpetuating that system, which isn’t nearly enough to keep me up at night.

🙋 I’ve hunted deer, gutted and skinned them myself too. The tenderloins are great sauteed, and the rest of the meat is good ground (just don’t cook it as long as hamburger, it’s more lean).

Having been to Paris myself not too long ago, their rudeness is far overhyped. They were actually quite pleasant to us for the most part, only a handful of interactions that I would consider rude, mostly from street scammers. Maybe I just got lucky or missed some social cues, but I’m not sure where this idea of the openly contemptuous average Parisian comes from.

I am cursed with this relevant and more accurate image, so now you are as well 😔