I don’t think they meant that sentence as a criticism if you’re reading it that way – if you take it with the second part of that sentence, I think they meant “out of all the places you could have run to, luckily you ran to the bathroom which provides some convenient excuses for tomorrow”.
I hope you’re feeling better soon anyway, it sucks having a moment like that and feeling so humiliated :( we’re all human though, and they will understand :)
Get this AI slop out of here
“Large” and “Small” being considered “irregular” sizes of coffee.
“Regular” being the size.
Omg there’s a game of it? I used to watch that if I woke up early enough before school!
Edit: awh I just saw your edit :(
Massively self-obsessed people (e.g people who constantly big themselves up) and Tumblr comedy.
Unfortunately, the venn diagram of self-obsessed theatre adults and people who talk like Tumblr posts is a circle, and it includes the two loudest people in my office.
I often find looking up facts defeats the point of the conversation, specifically in the context of your first para
It sounds like you are nostalgic for that
Good job he died really innit, cos those medical bills would’ve been a bit pricey!
What’s a klerb lol
Oh wow no way what a surprise I wonder if Paul’s agent has a chunk missing from his bank account and I wonder if that same amount of money appeared in Tyson’s agent’s bank damn wow how crazy who could’ve seen this coming?
Honestly tho, if you paid to watch a convicted rapist, and somebody credibly accused of sexual assault fight you’re kinda weird as fuck
Slugma nuts
Slugma
Is the universe more likely deterministic? :o
Hemorrhoids.
I don’t have Netflix but thanks! Chidi is a character from that, I guess? :)
Who is Chidi? Why are there multiple Christopher Columbus memes today, is it a holiday for him or something?
Thanks! I actually did consider it but my landlady won’t allow pets, and if I’m honest I both can’t afford and am too disorganised to take good care of something living. Good suggestion, tho!
Oedipus.